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Showing posts tagged “joke”.
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I typed ‘Hell’ instead of ‘Hull’ into my Sat-Nav.
I still got there.
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Recreation,
Arts,
Satellite navigation,
Shopping,
TomTom,
TextMate,
Global Positioning System,
County Durham,
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jesse seedath,
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I was doing a 69 on a 25 speed limit highway when a police car stopped me.
Apparently sex whilst driving gets you a ticket.
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Police,
Law,
Florida,
Speed limit,
Reckless driving,
Masturbation,
Naperville Illinois,
Seat belt,
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joke,
funny,
sex,
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I took a very hot girl out last night!
I was very proud of myself! Usually my aim is shit from that distance.
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Twitter,
Shit,
Balls Deep,
Bachelor of Arts,
Rihanna,
Red Bull,
Gongshow,
College,
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Porn Spoiler.
The plumber doesn’t fix the leak in the kitchen sink.
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Plumbing,
Home Improvement,
Plumber,
Home insurance,
Bathroom,
Sink,
Business,
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vPorn Spoiler. The plumber doesn't fix the leak in the kitchen sink.,
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MCDONALDS Open 24/7 365
If McDonalds is open 24/7 365 days a year, why do they need locks on their stores?
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McDonald,
United States,
Technology,
Energy,
Conferences,
England,
North Avenue,
Happy Meal,
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joke,
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The 21st century.
When deleting history is more important than making it.
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United States,
China,
history,
lol,
internet,
joke,
jesse seedath,
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 CEO at Wrestling Takedown Federation since 2009. Creator of the Prison Games currently on season 3 Jamaica Vs Trinidad. I am Jesse Seedath.
I Always Follow Back and if I don’t message me and cuss me out.
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